Pietro's Baby

"I've always wanted to be a Papa," Pietro beamed at the group. Clint and Wanda stared intently at him. "You know you're crazy right?" Clint raked his fingers through his hair. With a sly smirk, Pietro tilted his head like a puppy. "You didn't see that coming?" he asked innocently. Clint looked over to the security cameras, mimicking The Office. Wanda smiled at her father-figure, "I don't think he did." She twirled her hair in her finger. Pietro jumped up and took the baby from Tony's arms. "Don't worry everyone! She's just a baby she can't be that much work!" Clint smiled at Pietro's naive beliefs.

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Pietro rushed around the Avengers Estate, first to his little sisters room and next to the kitchen while he found Wanda. "Wanda!" Pietro panted. She looked up from her stew, "Yes brother?" He grabbed her shoulders, his eyes wide. "I can't find (Name)! I've lost her!"

Wanda stared at Pietro for a moment. "You lost your baby?!" she shrieked. Pietro nodded frantically. She cursed him up and down with Russians swears. "I turned my back for one seconds and now my precious little (Name) is gone!" he wailed, "I need help or Clint will be so angry with me."

Wanda huffed at her brother and rushed off to find her niece. Pietro grabbed Wanda around the waist and carried her. "You're too slow!" he cried. The white haired man dashed around the Estate.

"Brother stop!" Wanda cried, "I can sense her!" Pietro skittered to a halt. "Where! Where's my (Name)?" he looked around wildly. Wanda escaped her brother's grasp. "Over here!" she waved him into the bathroom.

Pietro giggled as he followed his twin sister into the bathroom. "Pietro! What is this?" she hissed. Sitting in the sink was little (Name) in a squid costume. "Don't worry about finding her Wanda," he grinned, "I was just SQUIDDING!" Pietro practically rolled with laughter. Wanda grabbed him by his collar and shook him. "Pietro I will destroy you!" she hissed. Wanda gave him a solid punch in the chest and stalked away.

Pietro held his little girl to his chest. "I love you (Name)! My precious little girl," Pietro beamed with happiness. Vision poked his head into the room, "Why is Wanda so upset?" Vision stared at them for awhile, "And please tell me, why is young (Name) dressed as a cephalopod." Pietro giggled and shrugged.

He dressed (Name) in a little blue onesie before cuddling her on his bed. "Thank you for coming into my life little (Name)," he kissed her nose, "It was just me and your Aunt Wanda for a long time. Now I have you."